I've discovered that the Miracle BraÆ is not in fact a juice-filled contraption that makes your chest look all weird and pillowy. It is the Body by Victoria demi shaping bra, which is really all you could ever ask for in a bra: sleek, vaguely sexy and super comfortable. But then realizing how NOT comfortable most bras are only made me sad. You know what I want back? All the days I've ever spent in discomfort due to ill-fitting and/or poorly-made bras and shoes. All the hours spent tugging and shifting, all the time wasted on thoughts about my blistered, bleeding feet, the concentration lost, the adventures missed. If I added it all up, I bet it would be a year at least. I'd like a year of lounging around in my pajamas and slippers, please.