From my friend Emily:

"My dad just sent me this picture of his best friendís newest pet addition. This guy is kind of a lunatic and heís known for having all kinds of crazy animals roaming around his house like talking parrots and snakes and large dogs. ÝHe says that heís training this one to fight my dadís new dog."

A week later:

"This is the ferocious beast that the little kitty is being trained to fight. ÝMy dad is keeping her on a strict diet of Kibbles ëní Beer."

Now, I don't know about you, but I'd pay big money to see this tiny brawl.